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He was the sheriff of the small town where he lived and he was liked, respected and did his job well. So the locals turned a blind eye to some of his more questionable behaviour, which included giving young ladies who had committed driving offences the
He was a bit of a bully, he was the boy who had took your girlfriend’s cherry. But you truly believed that he had offered your mom a job at his parent’s house as a compensation.Years later, shortly after your wedding, your mom showed you
he strikes me as a character who would revel in the feeling of wearing whatever he wanted, but it’d take him a while to build up the confidence to go bolder. didn’t think he had the body for it. and he was WRONG >:3
I wanted to do a compilation of doodles but the rest of them is SU related lol.So here u have like…half assed doodle of Chat Noir….idk pplI very rarely draw dudes and he’s like 13? so u won’t see any nsfw stuff of him anywhere from me&hellip
The woman who secretly filmed Banksy while he was prepping his exhibition can honestly go to hell.
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
uhm.. you guise I went to this orchestra audition thing to support my friend who was taking it and while she was practicing I saw this boy who seriously looked like Kim Bum and he was wearing this cute lil vest and bowtie and looked so classy while
omoaro: Omovember day 1: Desperate in a vehicle Well. He was desperate and he’s on a vehicle, but you know how it goes. He was going too fast and couldn’t wait for a rest stop
thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh
surprisebitch: i hope he creates a clothing line dedicated to dresses or clothes like these. this is a very innovative idea
lockdaisy: Sometimes I feel like the One Piece fandom forgets that Corazon legitimately thought he was worthless, even beyond his death I mean, in canon alone, he said the following two phrases: 1. “As the little brother, my sole purpose in life
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
jimmymcgools:#why is he so 🥺#just the personification of 🥺 (via @anglewormangel)bobby odenkirk’s resting sad eyes explain the entire evolution of the saul goodman character
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
adriofthedead: cosmonautcat: dragged-down-by-the-stone: wolfman-rising: gingjams: go-getter-guy: Mister Rogers and the Dalai Lama 15 Reasons Mister Rogers Was the Best Neighbor Ever 1. Even Koko the Gorilla Loved Him Most people have heard
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
theabcsofjustice: I like how he thinks that Yugi would actually answer him if he was in there. He is so completely out of his depth right now that it’s pretty hilarious. XD
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
insomniacs-rps: Louie hadn’t meant to fall asleep, and he definitely didn’t mean to sleep as long as he did. But when he was comfortable there was usually no waking him up unless he was the one to do it. As Jean stirred and pushed out of his arms
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
toriknew: and then he was like gWOOAAH!!!! and then it was like BAKYUUUN!
jiminbunny-archive-blog: your friend was just sent flying u could at least try to look concerned u little shit
tarynel: gingerfacekillah: Atlanta niggas dont care Omg Somebody gotta explain to me how THAT guy convinced grown folk he was a legit doctor.
theryanproject: xgmk: thoughtsof-r: dresssrosa: theblacktroymcclure: thaunderground: hennessyhuracan: st3fan00: pumpkiindaviis: Guy gives NO fucks doing 180mph on da freeway This guy went 6 miles in 2minutes Hell nah He look like he went into
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
I was going to buy a Pure Neemo from AmiAmi because he was really cheap but somebody got him while I was trying to figure out if I could really afford him atm OTL
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
hanatsuki89:Can you tell one of my favourite characters ever is Kuroo? (first one is Bokuto, btw) His expressions are funny to draw XDI don’t remember how I came up with this idea, but I can quite picture Kuroo acting like this. And I’m so deep into
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
today at work some guy came up to me and was like ‘someone told me you are twenty but do they really mean ten?’ but then they followed that up with 'do you have any black in you? well do you want to?’
like my second boyfriend (but first real one in my mind) was a football player and he was 6'3 and just this huge teddy bear and would always worry he was fat but to date I still think he was one of the cutest boys I’ve ever dated
yesterday darfin was super lovey and when we were driving home from our date he reached over and started rubbing my thigh (and sometimes higher) and when we parked he was kissing my neck and I almost died he’s so unf then after he was cuddling
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
just had the best taxi driver, got in and he started yelling “good afternoon on a good day on a good friday before a good weekend, listen to all those good good goods” then saw this statue of a man made out of a barbecue and was like “see that
I’m feeling sooo good today, darfin hasn’t really talked to me this weekend and he was like ‘you can see me Monday’ and I’m like 'IM BUSY’ and he was v surprised and I was like YA IM GOING TO A POLE CLASS and he’s
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
I was being super ‘fuck me now’ which made darfin super aggressive and we might have had the roughest sex ever
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
yesterday I found a little secluded beach and darfin was like a happy little child skipping rocks
when me and darf were at the beach he was so touchy like he was so into me it was insane and he kept trying to pull me closer to him and kiss my neck and would just lightly graze his hand across my thigh or my shoulders and he carried me in the water
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
deadgoliath: instagramsci: alexeikaramazov: brittanysaysrelax: I feel so bad for her. I wonder if he really thought he was doing something. What do the workers have to do with company policies. That’s like me going into Walmart and berating the
New person I’m seeing: when we woke up in the night he was craving ice cream so he brought and shared/fed it to me like who does that? Yes@cute boy feeding me food in the midst of the night . Thank you lord
ryanreynoldssource: I’ve been a fan of Deadpool all my life, so I was gonna murder someone if it wasn’t me who played him. He was a last-minute addition to Wolverine, so I had to gain muscle quickly. I was eating, like, live children as they passed
he now works as a cute waitress at a cafe all the other waitresses wear similar stuff and since he’s kinda sheltered and I GUESS THEY DON’T KNOW HE’S A DUDE OR SOMETHING he was given this and he was like “yeah okay i see no problem
blu-iv: jormunganndr: elreyputo: jormunganndr: In what fucking world is this chuncky? Can we leave basic gays using fake body positivity for likes behind us please? Chuncky? I have to laugh One time he was called fat while he was in 3rd grade
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